bunsen:

waiting for the pizza guy like

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Jessica Harrison

Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
Me: My bed.

unofficiallyjuni:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

I love her. Forever reblog.

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

so-personal:

everything personal

bottoms topping for the first time



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love-phd:

Oh my god, I just died laughing….

queenconsuelabananahammock:

reverseracist:

why are white people so scared of saying the word black but not nigga?

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